U Can't Touch This ist ein Song aus der siebzehnten Episode der ersten Staffel, Schlechter Ruf, und wird von Artie, Brittany, Kurt, Mercedes und Tina in der Schulbücherei gesungen. Als die "Gliste" in der McKinley zirkuliert, sind die fünf mit ihren Plätzen nicht zufrieden und versuchen daher einen schlechten Ruf an der Schule zu bekommen, um aufzurücken. Sie performen deswegen in der Bibliothek, jedoch geht ihr Plan nach hinten los, da der Schulbibliothekarin ihr Auftritt gefällt.
Das Original stammt von MC Hammer aus seinem dritten Album "Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em" aus dem Jahr 1990.
Charts[]
| Chart (2010) | Spitzen position |
|---|---|
| Canadian Hot 100 | 62 |
| UK Singles Chart | 63 |
| U.S. Billboard Hot 100 | 92 |
Lyrics[]
Artie:
U can't touch this
Artie mit Brittany, Kurt, Mercedes und Tina:
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
Artie (Brittany, Kurt, Mercedes und Tina):
My-my-my-my (U can't touch this) music hits me so hard
Makes me say,'oh my lord thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good
When you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat-uh!
U can't touch
I told you, homeboy,
Artie mit Brittany, Kurt, Mercedes und Tina:
U can't touch this
Artie:
Yeah, that's how we livin' and you know
Artie mit Brittany, Kurt, Mercedes und Tina:
U can't touch this
Artie:
Look in my eyes, man
Artie mit Brittany, Kurt, Mercedes und Tina:
U can't touch this
Artie:
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics
Brittany, Kurt, Mercedes und Tina:
U can't touch this
Artie:
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling
Hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that
Like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat
They can't touch
Yo! I told you
Artie mit Brittany, Kurt, Mercedes und Tina:
U can't touch this
Artie:
Why you standing there, man?
Artie mit Brittany, Kurt, Mercedes und Tina:
U can't touch this
Artie:
Yo, sound the bells, school is in, sucker
Artie mit Brittany, Kurt, Mercedes und Tina:
U can't touch this
Artie:
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat
That's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know You talk about the Hammer, you're talking about a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it is going to take in the '90s
To burn the charts
Legit either work hard or you might as well quit
That's the word, because you know
Artie mit Brittany, Kurt, Mercedes und Tina:
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
Artie:
Break it down
Stop. Hammer time
Go with the flow
It is said
That if you can't groove to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winter
Dance to this an' you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump
Yeah,
Artie mit Brittany, Kurt, Mercedes und Tina:
U can't touch this
Artie:
Look man,
Artie mit Brittany, Kurt, Mercedes und Tina:
U can't touch this
Artie:
You better get hyped boy 'cause you know ya can't
Artie mit Brittany, Kurt, Mercedes und Tina:
U can't touch this
Artie:
Ring the bell, school's back in
Break it down
Stop. Hammer time
Artie mit Brittany, Kurt, Mercedes und Tina:
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
Artie:
Break it down
Stop. Hammer time
Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hyped
I'm dope on the floor
And I'm magic on the mike
Now why would I ever
Stop doing this?
When others making records
That just don't hit
I've toured around the world
From London to the Bay
It's Hammer, go Hammer,M.C.Hammer, Yo Hammer
And the rest can go and play
Can't touch this
Artie mit Brittany, Kurt, Mercedes und Tina:
U can't touch this
U can't touch this
Artie:
Yeah,
Artie mit Brittany, Kurt, Mercedes und Tina:
U can't touch this
Artie:
I told you,
Artie mit Brittany, Kurt, Mercedes und Tina:
U can't touch this
Artie:
Too hype,
Artie mit Brittany, Kurt, Mercedes und Tina:
can't touch this
Artie:
Yo, we outta here,
Artie mit Brittany, Kurt, Mercedes und Tina:
Can't touch this
Trivia[]
- Das ist einer von zwei Songs, der komplett in der Bibliothek gesungen wird. Der andere ist Jingle Bell Rock.
Videos[]
MC Hammer
Glee-U Can't Touch This (Full Performance)
Can't Touch This - Glee Lyrics
U Can't Touch This Glee HD FULL STUDIO