It's 10am And I'm Drunk ist ursprünglich ein Song aus der neunzehnten Episode der zweiten Staffel, Das jüngste Gerücht, wurde jedoch aus zeitlichen Gründen herausgeschnitten. Der Song wird von April für ihr eigenes Musical "CrossRhodes: The April Rhodes Story" gesungen.
Der Song ist eine Eigenkomposition von Glee.
Officer why the third degree?
Told ya, I've been drunk since a quarter 'til three
On rum and coke and some pink Chablis
I'm drunk in the mornin' that's the way that I be
I'm drunk when I wake and then I'm drunk when I dine
I'm drunk when I hit the unemployment line
Lost my job when I asked my boss to pay me in wine
So depressed when I'm sober
When I'm drunk it's cloud nine
Oprah's not even on yet,
and I can barely stand
I drink booze that's been bottled,
I drink booze from a can
And I puke in my shoes
and in my baby grand
I got hooch shootin' out of my mammary glands!
It's 10 A.M. and I'm drunk as a skunk
Eggs, bacon and booze
That's why I've got so much spunk
Ain't no sobriety test that I haven't flunked
I've tried bein' sober,
let me tell you, that stunk
And now it's not even noon and I'm drunk!
I tried bein' sober that really stunk
Now it's 10 A.M. and I'm drunk